Finalement!

I got a card reader for my camera so I can finally post photos to my little heart's content. Let's get started by catching up on the Halloween festivities:

Miss Jojo as "Giant Domo"

Scrounging for domo-food...
Magnum Bre-I

(please note the hand drawn chest hair)
And for comparison: Eat your heart out, Tia Linda.

Happy Halloween!

Have a fun, safe holiday, my babies! I'm sure that tomorrow you can expect many a hilarious photo.

2006 - Pocahontas or Cleopatra?

10 cool points for guessing correctly, haha!

Domo Domo

Last night, Jojo informed me that she was not going to celebrate Halloween! Agh! This is obviously not acceptable, and we are now working together to make her Halloween dreams come true by constructing the most hilarious costume EVER. In fact, as I sit in my little cubicle writing this I am trying my hardest to suppress my creepy giggling.

I will not say at the moment what said hilarious costume plans entail, but they do have something to do with this:

Prepare Thyself

Halloween is fast approaching. I still need to take a trip to Goodwill and pick up a pair of khaki short shorts.
This is me on Halloween of 2005 in my dorm room. Just so everybody knows, I am not intoxicated in this photograph. I was just havin' a really good time. My badass grandma(who taught me literally everything I know about krafting) made me this costume when I was in the fourth grade, and I still bust it out when I need something original but am feeling cheap/lazy.

Why Can't Ghosts Have Babies? - Cause They Have Hollow-weenies!!!

Halloween is fast approaching, my babies, and I hope you're all coming up with costume ideas as awesome as mine, HAHA! Just kidding, I'm not that vain.

Aaaaanywho, I don't recall from whom I ripped off this idea(some poor unrecognized cybernaut) but I am currently working on my TOM SELLECK costume. For all of you children who don't know, Tom Selleck played Hawaii-based private investigator Magnum P.I. in what, the seventies? eighties? I'm too young to know. The only reason that I am familiar at all with Mr. Selleck is that a relative who I will call "Linda" is obsessed with him and owns every piece of Selleck paraphenalia ever manufactured: magazines! calendars! coffee mugs! oh my! And oh, what she would not do for a cake such as this:

Check that chocolate sprinkle chest hair!

The costume will be fairly simple, consisting of aviator sunglasses, a Hawaiian shirt, khaki short-shorts, tube socks, a trucker hat, and a fake moustache. I'm also planning on semi-perming my hair and drawing curly chest hairs all ovah mah bosom - yeahah!

Now, I just need to get invited to a boss party(as my mother would say). Halloween is on a Friday this year!

UPDATE: Wait - what? I have an apartment! I have friends! I can throw a party! Mwaha!