Snack Bar Lady: Oh, you got the bad one (washer). You just gotta smack it real hard for it to work. Me: tap tap
Snack Bar Lady: No! Think o' somebody you hate. Now bang it real hard! Bang it!
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Uhhh, in other news, a mighty storm came through town last night and totally ruined my plans for swimming fun with Iliana. Afterwards, we drove past downed power lines and broken trees laying on top of cars while I smugly explained "this happens aaaaall the time here- no big deal. We midwesterners are hardy folk." Ha ha hooooo.
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