Turban Time, Part III

I still love this hat.

Don't Tase Me, Bro!

On my way home from work, I usually bike past a hoard of wankster teenage boys who hang out in the used car lot by my apartment(who hangs out in used car lots, really?). Due to my traditional all-black bicycling ensemble, they like to make cracks about the Wicked Witch of the West as I pass by (which I don't really mind - she had a rather poor complexion but she was elegant in an evil way). Now I can't wait to hear what they say when they see me in this getup:

My beautiful future hat:

ellita.etsy.com

To be paired with something like this:

PlantLove Botanical lipstick - Sephora.com

And these(for which I paid an exorbitant shipping fee, grr):

forever21

No you fool! Race Bannon is LEFT-handed!!

Of course we all know now that imperialism sucks, but I'd like to send a shout out to the 19th century Brits for spreading the near east love by unofficially introducing the western world to the lovely head adornment known as the turban(don't forget badminton and pyjamas, either - woot!)

(quite the dome, eh?)

Also, I believe that Haji Quest was a proponent in demonstrating the accessory's utility:
-hide stolen goods - check
-signal rescue planes - check
-escape by way of upper story windows - check
-restrain mentally ill international supervillains - check

Later came Prada's satin jewel-toned lovelies, and finally, THIS:
How Ella came up with this idea, I know not. But let me tell you, I nearly crapped my pants with excitement when I saw it.

GUSH: The photograph alone is fantabulous, and I find this modern knit interpretation to be gorgeous and super relevant to the conservative/butt-freezing-cold environment that is called Nebraska. You can all bet your shiny boots that I'll be purchasing one of these puppies as soon as my paycheck is in my hot little hand.