When I look at this sweater, I like to fabricate false memories about how my parents' failure to buy me a glitter intarsia unicorn sweater fifteen years ago is the cause of all of my current psychological problems and that by walking around pantless in this Eley Kishimoto "Shaman Tiger Walks On Thunder" knit tunic, I could make all of my imaginary troubles disappear.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Why I Will Name My First Daughter Intarsia
When I look at this sweater, I like to fabricate false memories about how my parents' failure to buy me a glitter intarsia unicorn sweater fifteen years ago is the cause of all of my current psychological problems and that by walking around pantless in this Eley Kishimoto "Shaman Tiger Walks On Thunder" knit tunic, I could make all of my imaginary troubles disappear.
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2 comments:
Oh my god, hysterical. Makes me want to name my first son Entrelac.
bahaha! they can be playmates!
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