It happens much too often that I am left standing outside my front door doing a little jig because I have to pee like a racehorse and I can't find my keys in the dark crevices of my faux-leather uber-purse. To solve this problem, I came up with the most ginormous keychain possible. I present to you "Paulo", the personified cupcake:
Actually, he was supposed to be a cupcake, but he looks more like a brown bowl of gelato. I suppose cupcakes don't usually have whipped cream and a cherry on top.