Halloween is fast approaching. I still need to take a trip to Goodwill and pick up a pair of khaki short shorts.
This is me on Halloween of 2005 in my dorm room. Just so everybody knows, I am not intoxicated in this photograph. I was just havin' a really good time. My badass grandma(who taught me literally everything I know about krafting) made me this costume when I was in the fourth grade, and I still bust it out when I need something original but am feeling cheap/lazy.