Why I Am A Horrible Person

These days, there are so many opportunities to put your money to good use. I'm big into feeding hungry people and ending child prostitution, but I don't help out financially nearly as much as I could. Instead, I must work to prevent myself from blowing my paycheck on crazy (and awesome) products like this:

cellfoam.com, $9.99 plus shipping

I can't help feeling like buying a foam rubber banana-shaped cell phone holder would be like a slap in the face to the multitudes of tiny starving children around the world.

But I will not deny its creator's brilliance.